Wrapping Up!

Big Brother is coming to a close on Wednesday! Currently we have the Final Three (Derrik, Cody and Victoria) battling it out on hang gliders. If all goes as I suspect it will, Cody will win this.

Derrik will most likely win whatever the next competition is, putting Derrik and Cody against one another in the Final potion of the HOH competition. At that point - it's anyone's game. Naturally, I am hoping for Team Derrik!

I have been a fan of his ever since America nominated him for Team America. As an audience member, seeing the diary sessions and the various conversations, it is clear that he is perhaps one of the very best players this game has ever seen. He has won competitions, he's had a great social game and he's played incredible strategic. He pretty much controlled absolutely everything that went on in this house.

Only trouble is, he may have hid all his maneuvering a little TOO well.  If he is up against Cody in the Finals, he is going to have one hell of a time convincing the jury in such a short period of time that it was in fact him calling the shots and Cody was pretty much along for the ride.

Cody was a good player though. So if he should win, I wouldn't be too disappointed. Victoria doesn't stand a chance in hell so whomever wins the final HOH really should take her. The hitmen needs to be dissembled.

Yawn Fest Much!

I. Can't. Even. Comment.

I love Big Brother, I really do. But this season has been so boring! Props to Derrik for running the show. I think some house guests who think Frankie has been the master mind will be quite shocked to see who was really in control. With that said, is Derrik wants to win he needs Frankie gone.

But yeah. Boring. Predictable. Uninteresting. Yawn!

B-O-R-I-N-G

Big Brother is the new boring. The same predictable shit happens week after week. I'll give credit to Derrik for running the show about as smoothly as it can be - but I can't pretend it isn't snooze-worthy.

Only trouble is, Derrik might be doing his job a little too well. If he doesn't start letting people KNOW he is the master mind, then he may not get credit at the finale. People won't know the truth until after the watch the show and by then it may be too little, too late.

I used to adore Frankie. I went into this season wanting to dislike him but I didn't at first. I found him endearing. Now? I find him annoying. I am ready to see him go. I am not sure what exactly made the switch but I think it had something to do with him assuming he was loved by everyone in America for no damn reason at all, other than he has a supposedly famous sister. I can't confirm it's true because I've never heard of either one of them.

Nicole will most likely get sent packing this week, though it would be brilliant to see her change the fate of the game and win VETO. I guess we'll find out tonight. Or maybe I will go read a spoiler -  just for kicks.

Tonight is Eviction Night, as well as the night in which a jury member gets to return to the show. Normally, this kind of a twist doesn't settle well with me because in my eyes, you should only get one chance to play the game (per season. I happen to love All-Stars) but this time? I am kind of looking forward to the twist.

I already made my love for Derrick known here, over a month ago. And I quote; "he obviously has all the skills required to not only play this game - but win it." Derrick has single handidly controlled nearly every aspect of this game and seemingly has next to no 'blood on his hands'.

Side Note: Why is that term becoming so popular this season. Between that and "back dooring" someone is using the phrase in every damn diary session. Time for some new slang BB!

Back to Derrick! He's smooth and collected and always thinking two steps ahead of the game. He hasn't really been that deceitful and has just played a well thought out game from every angle. Oh and um. He's cute! I don't know what the hell Zingbot was on about last night. Poor guy!

With that said. DONNY FOR PRESIDENT! While he hasn't actually played much in the way of strategy this season, he clearly is a student of this game. He pays attention and he understands things that most of the others completely miss.

I never thought I would utter these words, but I hope Zach survives tonight either by getting Cody out or getting back into the house. If he or Donny could win HOH - it would absolutely blow up this house and make for some really good tv.

Go Team Grande!

Oops. I've forgotten to blog. It's no surprise as that seems to happen to every blog I start. However, last night's episode was too brilliant not to comment on!

This season is interesting in the fact that there are a core group of people playing all sides. We've got Cody and Derrik (who at least seem loyal to one another) making alliances left, right and center. We've got Zach who I think is aligned with the men in the house but who can really be sure where his head is at.

Caleb does seem loyal to his boys now that Amber is gone. (His obsession with her is still annoying as all get out) Christine is probably the most two-faced person in the game and she drives me up the wall and back down. I hope someone ends her game. Soon.

Donnie doesn't seem to have any alliances. Period. He's supposed to be Team America I think but that seems weak and wishy washy. Victoria is hanging on by a thread and while she has attempted to compete in a few challenges, I don't think she's actually started playing the game yet.

Nicole was loyal. She got burned. Now we're left with Frankie who has become public enemy #1 and I can't figure out why! He isn't doing anything that everyone else isn't doing but suddenly he's the scum of the earth?What? Why? What'd I miss?!

 This show pulled at my heart strings a little last night. When Julie announced the prize for the winners of the BOB, I thought Caleb looked incredibly torn. I thought he may actually not throw the competition. But when Frankie approached him and he flat out stood by his convictions I thought two things.

1. Well, at least he is a man of his word.
2. I HATE it when people throw competitions! You compete to win. Every time.

I felt bad for Frankie. He was suddenly so alone. Then he won and I admit, I air pumped! I was thrilled! I still like Frankie. I think he needs to make some big moves instead of riding the fence so much but I don't think he's done anything in this game that 1,000 other people haven't and wouldn't do. This house is mental in the way they approach things. I suppose reality really must be blurred in there when you're only seeing bits and pieces of the puzzle.

I hope Zach wins POV. Nicole puts Christine up and Christine goes home. If for some stupid rule, Christine can't go up then I hope Nicole has the good sense to send home one of the boys. Not that I'd like to see Derrik or Cody go home but someone needs to make a smart move in this house and upset the power a bit.

Oh! One more comment on Frankie. He stated he is going to use his big secret to help him in the game. Someone tell me how in the hell telling people you have a famous sister is going to HELP? Explain the logic because I am surely missing the boat on this one.

I Just Like Pretty People

I like Howard just because he was good looking. At the end of the day this is a game, I just like pretty people!  I like to go late night cow tipping, skinny dipping, streaking, prank calling, and playing in Wal-Mart. I am most proud of going an entire year without sex or out on a date.

 Do I sound like a totally vain, immature idiot? I think so too. My name is Amber Borztra.  

I already thought this woman was annoying, but after reading her Cast Interview , it only solidified my perception. Adios Amber. I, for one, won't miss you. 

Donny and Nicole have taken reign this week and are both resting easy in the HOH Room. Well they were, until Caleb and Victoria took the BOB competition by storm! (apparently, my DVR didn't catch the whole episode so I missed the last ten minutes). Donny has been de-throned and Nicole sits all by her lonesome with her nominees of Zach and Whocasta sittin' pretty on the block.  Nicole wants to back-door Frankie. I don't want this to happen. I actually enjoy Frankie.

While I would like to see Zach and his loud mouth go home, I am hoping whomever wins the veto doesn't use it and they send Whocasta packing. If I hear one more Praise Jesus, God is Good and Hallelujah I just might vomit in my mouth. I have nothing against religion but this woman is seriously in over-kill mode. She has yet to remind me who she is and why the hell she is even in the house to begin with.

Apparently I wasn't finished talking about Zach and Frankie. Zankie? Frach? It's amazing how we can be watching a Showmance unfold between these two when Zach isn't even gay! Right Zach? You're as straight as an arrow. You're not a homo at all! Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Dude, just get the fuck out of the closet already. Maybe you won't behave like such an idiot if you let the world know that you're really as gay as the day is long. There's no shame Zachie boy. We'll still love tolerate you. You're good TV!

I haven't talked much about Nicole's game because I am still trying to form an opinion. She's cute. Quirky. Seems to be finding a good line between staying under the radar, yet still being competitive. However, her accent/voice drives me up the wall! Just when I think it is growing on me, it strikes me the wrong way and sounds like nails on a chalkboard. What the hell. Does everyone in Michigan sound like that?!

 Oh. Donny's HOH letter. Adorable! And he REALLY needs to shave his beard.

The End.
 

Calling All Fruit Loop Dingsus'!?

Report To Duty on Big Brother 16!

If anyone can fill me in on exactly what the hell a Fruit Loop Dingus is, that would be greatly appreciated.  I don't hate Zach. But I'm not sure if I like him either. He is overtly annoying but semi-entertaining and perhaps he still makes good TV.  At least he isn't as predictable as the rest of the house. He's not afraid to shake things up, even if what he says and does makes absolutely no sense to anyone not living in his fruity little existence.

TEAM AMERICA?!

You Suck.

Did you even try to instigate a fight? It wouldn't be so easy to say something to Zach about being a douchebag and then let the house react. Buncha sissies.

The best thing about Sunday's episode was Caleb and Amber's date. It was so painfully, yet hilariously, awkward! Caleb really is two cents short of a clue and it's priceless how the editing team for Big Brother is making him look like a total dipshit. Or is it editing? Who knows. I still don't like Amber though and I don't understand what the draw is to her anyways.  I know she's Zach's "target" and I wouldn't be sad to see her go, but I wouldn't mind Zach shaking up the house and sending Caleb packing. Someone need to do something to make this season interesting again. Something.


CBS has invited past house guests to write Blogs, recapping the week's events. Dan did one, which was boring as the day is long. However, Britney never fails to disappoint.

 Read her blog A Creep, An Idiot and A Pre-Pubescent Teen for a fun perspective of someone not afraid to call it how she sees it!